Bring In the Clowns

One thing you can count on when you go to the circus is there will be clowns. Clowns who are there to make you laugh and give you a break from the tension of the high wire act or the danger felt watching the lion tamer.

The same is true at a rodeo. The clowns are there to divert the bull when the rider falls and while distracting the bull, they provide some humor to keep the crowd from realizing just how dangerous a bull can be.

In both cases clowns are provided to make us laugh and give us a relief from what coul be fatal situations. What we do not expect is for clowns to be used to cause us stress and possibly harm.

The circus is headed for Washington D.C. and the clowns are being assembled. The ringmaster, aka the orange menace, is preparing the worst show on earth. P.T. Barnum is considered the author of the phrase, “a sucker is born every minute”, when it was actually George Hull, but in any case, the suckers have fallen for the biggest con ever to be foisted on the American public.

There won’t be lions and tigers and bears at this circus, just elephants and donkeys, sadly more elephants than donkeys. But there will be plenty of clowns. When the clown car pulls up to the White House, it will be full. When the doors open out will come Wiles, Rubio, Gaetz, Blanche, Kennedy, Vought, Stefanik, Hyman, Hegseth, Collins, Waltz, Burgum, Wright, Duffy, Lutnick, McMahon, McKinley, Whitaker, Noem, Ratcliffe, Gabbard, Zelda, Saber, Carr, Oz, Huckabee, Clayton, Musk, Ramaswamy, Scavino, Miller, Blair, Budowich, Gor, Cheung, and last but not least, Leavitt.

This gaggle of incompetents will then proceed to spread throughout the government, causing chaos and havoc at every level. Instead of seltzer bottles, they will use hatred and bigotry to spray their fascist beliefs in every department and office, all the while eliminating anyone who does not bend the knee.

This clown show will not be humorous nor fun to watch, and unless the elephants manage to run them off, the final curtain will an end to democracy as we know it.